The 25 Ultimate Women
RANKING POINTS SYSTEM
(100 MAX)
FACE(20)
Eyes(5)
Kiss Meter(10)
Smile(5)
Structure(5)
BODY(60)
Bust(25)
Butt(15)
Structural curves(15)
Skin(5)
OTHER(20)
Personality(10)
Reputation(5)
Likability(5)
Here's our top 25 list for the women who help the world go round, literally.
We've joined the best of main stream celebrities with the best of the not so
mainstream. Don't expect any Jennifer Lopezes or Paris Hiltons, we haven't
assembled a list of who's who. We've simply assembled this list to increase
your knowledge and to present our view in a fair way. Think our choice is
crap? Post your views in our forum!
The girls will be ranked according to a 100 point system.
In order to be a nominee, the girls have to be:
-Either USA Born or based, Indian, Pakistani or English.
-Above 18 and below 45.
Here we go, roll the drums gentlemen:

Number 25
Tyra Banks
Points: OVERALL(84) FACE(15), BODY(51),OTHER(18)
Overview: Tyra Banks is arguably the biggest African American sex symbol
after Halle Berry, but there is no doubt who is the more beautiful. Tyra
Banks is the one who made those "Got Milk?" commercials look cool. No one
has ever looked more stunning with a milk mustache. Her body is fully
natural and as good as that of any supermodel in the world. And when it
comes to personality, she can easily be called the number one supermodel in
the world. Tyra also has one of the finest smiles in the business, with
teeth so good you would want to lick them.
Number 24
Sophia Mirza
Points: OVERALL(85) FACE(14), BDY(57),OTHER(14)
Overview: Not as big a name as some other Pakistani models such as Amna Haq
and Vaneeza, but when it comes to beauty, Sophia is simply gorgeous. With
ultra fair skin and a glow which would make Snow White jealous, she can
light the room with a simple smile. But that is not the reason she is here.
The simple reason she is here is near perfect body. No one looks more
stunning in a shalwar kameez. Infact, Sophia should get a perfect 15 out of
15 for her awe-inspiring curves. We can only give her so much for her
personality and reputation, because she is pretty much a nobody when
compared to the other subcontinent giants.
Number 23
Ayesha Ta
kia
Points: OVERALL(86) FACE(15), BODY(53),OTHER(18)
Overview: This girl has taken the Indian entertainment scene by storm. Not
in terms of box office success, but in terms of...well, you know. She is the
most downloaded indian personality on the net after Shahrukh, Sherawat and
Aishwariya, and there is a reason why. She is simply cute as hell! A long,
well-filled body with the cute face of a doll on top, is that gorgeous or
what? And no, she does not look like the drag she was in the "Nahin nahin,
abhi nahin" music video. Afterall, what did you expect from a 16 year old?
She's 19 now and she's simply BREATH-TAKING! View Ayesha Takia's gallery at
Aandhi.com by clicking here: Ayesha Takia Gallery.

Number 22
Jessica Simpson
Points: OVERALL(88) FACE(17), BODY(55),OTHER(16)
Overview: Let's just put it this way: The girl has got a butt. And it's
backed up by some good stuff throughout (unlike Shakira). And add to that a
typical teen popstar face and you've got a girl who can dethrone Britanny on
our list any single day.
Number 21
Malaika Arora
Points: OVERALL(88) FACE(16), BODY(56),OTHER(18)
Overview: And if you thought Jessica had back, India has their own
backstreet girl. Don't believe us, watch the "Choolay" video and you'll
believe us. The only areas in which Ms. Arora Khan struggles is that her
face is not as pretty without the makeup.
Number 20
Torrie Wilson
Points: OVERALL(90) FACE(16), BODY(58),OTHER(16)
Overview: Like most of the girls before her, Torrie has one thing in
abundance: BO-DY. With curves which can literally kill and a back that seems
to be the work of a superior artist, she is a girl to watch out for. If you
can't catch her on Smackdown, surely you can catch her on Hef's pages.
Number 19
Angelina Jolie
Points: OVERALL(90) FACE(18), BODY(53),OTHER(19)
Overview: Let's face it, Ms. Jolie is hot. With a vibrant glow on her
hispanic features, there isn't any other big hollywood actress which comes
close to Jolie, unless you want to consider Salma Hayek a big time actress.
The reason Angelina hasn't been ranked higher is simple: she really wasn't
considered "hot" before she landed the crucial role of Lara Croft. Infact,
come to think of it, there are thousands of chicks on tv and film which are
hotter than Jolie! Why the hell is she here then? Influence. Yes, yes, we've
been bribed.
Number 18
Amna Haq
Points: OVERALL(90.5) FACE(19.5), BODY(51),OTHER(20)
Overview: Amna Haq is a bombshell without the bombs, in other words: She's
the type of girl every guy would want to spend their lives with. She's got
the most beautiful face in the business, has a charismatic personality and
when it comes to the body, although she has slimmed down a bit too much, she
is still worthy of a second look. No one except Iman Ali makes lip gloss
look more seductive. Purr.
Number 17
Vida Guerra
Points: OVERALL(92) FACE(17), BODY(58),OTHER(17)
Overview: Maxim magazine has officially called her booty the best in the
world. Her face is good, her personality is fine, but her boo-tay takes her
above the rest. This thing, ladies and gentleman, is extremely big. Well,
it's HUGE! And may we say extremely well sculpted? We simply have to agree
with Maxim.
Number 17
Nikki Fritz
Points: OVERALL(92) FACE(16), BODY(60),OTHER(16)
Overview: Get over the fact that her face is similar to that of Samina
Peerzada and you have one incredible babe. Her body is 60 out 60, ladies and
gentleman. The curves are perfect, the bust and behind are sculpted to
perfection and oh yes, she keeps her hair in good shape (everywhere hair is
present). One look at her and you'll be victimized for life. AS LONG AS you
can get over the fact she looks like Samina Peerzada.
Number 16
Aishwariya Rai
Points: O
VERALL(92) FACE(20), BODY(52),OTHER(20)
Overview: A couple of years back, Ash would've been in the top five. But all
of a sudden, she looks like a tuberclosis victim, has lost a lot of weight,
has a butt-shaped chin and seems to have lost her girlish charm.
But since many people still think she's one of the most
beautiful women in the world, we've added her on her list. She's perhaps the
only one on the list whose points have been boosted above reality.
Update (July 2007): Over the last 12 months, Aishwariya has once again
become a noteworthy sex symbol. It's all because of the regaining of the
weight which she lost a couple of years back. Yes, it's true, Aish is once
again one of the most beautiful girls in Bollywood, as the picture above may
suggest. Don't they make a good couple? Don't they? Ok, maybe not.
Number 15
Demi Moore
Points: OVERALL(92..5) FACE(18), BODY(57.5),OTHER(17
Overview: Demi Moore is the oldest one on our list, and rightfully so.
Perhaps no one since Farrah Fawcett has aged more gracefully, and no one has
ever looked so beautiful at the age of 42. Who can forget Moore in Indecent
Proposal? Has any actress ever looked so beautiful in a featured full length
movie? She was perhaps the perfect brunette and even this day, she isn't
that bad. Ask the guy from "Dude, Where's My Car?" and he'll tell you how
hot this woman is.
Number 14
Briana Banks
Points: OVERALL(92.5) FACE(18.5), BODY(57),OTHER(16)
Overview: We thought about not including Mrs. Banks on our list, but then
realized that she is indeed very beautiful. She's got the face as good as
that of any blonde in the business and the bod is... well, it's awesome. The
only shortcoming in Mrs. Banks is her boo-tay. It's good but not as good as
some of the other chicks here. And don't expect her to get too many points
for reputation.
Number 13
Salma Hayek
Points: OVERALL(93) FACE(18), BODY(57),OTHER(18)
Overview: Does Salma Hayek deserve to be amongst these other beauties? Some
will say yes, some will say no. But anyone who has seen Desperado will say
"Hell Yeah". Who can forget that first impression she made on us? For
godsake, she looked more dashing then Bandaras himself. Her first scene was
a dream to watch.No one, in the movie, and out of it, could keep their eyes
off her. And as far as her "role" in From Dusk Till Dawn is concerned, wow!
Number 12
Mona Lisa
Points: OVERALL(93.5) FACE(20), BODY(53.5),OTHER(20)
Overview: She is the most beautiful girl in the subcontinent, Pakistan's
most glamorous girl and as beautiful as any woman in the world, as far as
the face is concerned. One can't say enough about her face. It's beautiful.
It's brilliant. It's perfect. And we are not exaggerating. If there is any
girl in this list who would do justice to being a princess, it's Mona Lisa.
And unlike her artistic counterpart, she's looks damn good while smiling.
Number 11
Amna Sharif
Points: OVERALL(93.5) FACE(19), BODY(57),OTHER(18)
Overview: Pound for pound this girl is hotter than Jennifer Love Hewitt. The
only reason Hewitt has been ranked higher is the the Likability factor. This
girl has a real reputation for being full of herself. But that aside, one
can't help but admire her beauty. She's arguably the biggest bombshell in
the subcontinent's media and glamour industry, and without any doubt it's
cutest. She's tall, attractive and also very intelligent.
Number 10
Jaime Pressley
Points: OVERALL(94) FACE(18), BODY(58),OTHER(18)
Overview: This girl is simply loveable for what she is: Blonde, beautiful,
natural and slim. She's also got an attitude and the girl next door look to
her. She's slimmed down recently and unlike, Aishwariya, she is still as hot
as ever. And what can you say about her skin tone? Brilliant. Absolutely
brilliant. We salute you for what you are Ms. Pressley, a conventional
American beauty.
Number 9
Nikki Cox
Points: OVERALL(94.5) FACE(17.5), BODY(59),OTHER(18)
Overview: For a good five years, she wore the most famous skirt on
television. And, we truly mean this, no one has ever looked better in a
skirt other than Pamela Anderson. Too bad this hot babe has never revealed
as much as Pam, otherwise she could've been higher up on our list.
Number 8
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Points: OVERALL(95) FACE(18), BODY(57),OTHER(20)
Overview: Although she is no longer a teenager, she still looks like one.
Hewitt is a typical American high school hotty. She's got all the required
material in abundance, and you can add some charm to it as well. She's the
type of girl you can fall in love with in one meeting. It can be easily
stated the Hewitt is the cutest babe in Hollywood, if not the whole
entertainment world.
Number 7
Amber Smith
Points: OVERALL(95) FACE(20), BODY(57),OTHER(18)
Overview: She's tall, not so skinny, and very very hot. She's Amber Smith,
and in our opinion, the definition of what a blonde should be. She's got
everything, everything: Including a face which Pamela Anderson would cry
for. Who can forget the infamous strip act in :"How to be a Player?". It's
the stuff legends are made of. And Amber Smith, is a definetly a legend on
our list.
Number 6
Gisele Bundchen
Points: OVERALL(95.5) FACE(18.5), BODY(58),OTHER(19)
Overview: There are a couple of pics of Bundchen floating around the
internet which, upon observing, will make you a follower. Yes, we are
talking about the black and white photo shoot in which Bundchen isn't
wearing much, or anything for that matter. Slim, Curvilicious and when at
her peak, a dream to watch! Not far behind Casta!
Number 5
Lisa Boyle
Points: OVERALL(96) FACE(18), BODY(60),OTHER(18)
Overview: Lisa, along with Nikki Fritz and the number one girl, is the only
one who gets a full 60 out of 60 for body. And we mean it. Anyone who has
seen Midnight Tease will definitely agree with us. She is simply smoking.
Her puppies are perhaps the most finely shaped in the business. 10 out of 10
to her plastic surgeon! And her face is not bad at all. Come to think of it,
Lisa at full flow is as good as anyone.
Number 4
Pamela Anderson
Points: OVERALL(96.5) FACE(17.5), BODY(59),OTHER(20)
Overview: We came into this ranking with a mission of not including Pamela
Anderson in our top 8. But, by God, there is a reason she is so damn famous.
When we ranked her through our points system, in the end she ended up fourth
only to the next three girls. Her body is perhaps the most celebrated in the
history of mankind, her reputation is as notorious as anyone in mainstream
media and her face isn't bad either.
This girl from Canada has taken the world by storm, and only "Pamela" the
lifeguard can save us now!
Update (July 2007): Pamela Anderson no longer deserves to
be on this list, as is evident from the picture below.
Number 3
Laetitia Casta
Points: OVERALL(97) FACE(20), BODY(59),OTHER(19)
Overview: A couple of years back, Laetitia would've been number one with 100
out of 100, the most perfect woman in the world. But now, she has slightly
deteriorated. Perhaps signs of aging? But everything aside, she is still as
good as anyone. Her body is what poetry was made for, her face is second to
none and her personality is enough to make Heidi Klum shiver in her pants,
or should we say undies?
Number 2
Carmen Electra
Points: OVERALL(96.5) FACE(18), BODY(59),OTHER(19.5)
Overview: No other woman makes you want to grab her more than Carmen
Electra. Electra knows how to please. She always wears tight clothing,
preferably leather or jeans, She always has full make up on and she is
always in a naughty mood. Come to think of it, this busty brunette is second
to none. But then again, the next girl is fully natural. Electra,
unfortunately, isn't. (Not that we mind this).
Number 1
Veronica Zemanova
Points: OVERALL(98) FACE(19), BODY(60),OTHER(19)
Overview: Veronica Zemanova? Natural. Well-toned. Exotic. Busty.
Curvilicious. Out-of-this-world. If there is any fully-natural girl in the
world who personifies perfection, it is the great Veronica Zemanova. If you
were to ask us to point out an imperfection, we can't spot one. Honestly.
Truthfully speaking. Her curves can make the Himalayas bow in respect, her
face is cute enough to make any Hollywood actress stutter and well, we
simply can't get enough of her. Will there ever be a more beautiful woman?
Perhaps, but probably not.
Honourable mentions for the top 25:
Next Door Nikki
Kareena Kapoor
Selena Spicy
Veena Malik
Priyanka Chopra