Rahman - Himesh might date in the future - June 15 2007

Kareena in 'Butt'ery Affair June 14 2007

Move over Mallika Arora, hit it Mrs. Karishma and don't even think about it Aunty Amisha...the champ is here! No, John Cena isn't coming to India. We're taking about the thing which is on everyone's mind. Kareena Kapoor's world famous rear. Everyone's talking about it, from Karan Johar to Fardeen Khan to Fidel Castro. Ok, skip the last one. No one looks hotter in jeans, no one. But put her in any other dress, and I reckon Tabu in a spacesuit made out of straws would look more appealing.

One thing to note is that there was a time period from 2003-2006 where Kareena gained a good amount of 'fatty' weight which started her reign in the Bollywood Butt Battles, but as the "It's Rocking" video shows, she has certainly slimmed up. It doesn't matter, she still looks good from where it counts. The face, you perverts. Ofcourse, I am joking.

AR Rahman live in concert June 13 2007

Here's a video treat for you ladies and gentlemen.  A clip from AR Rahman's 2007 tour of the United States, apparently shot by someone from their video camera. I reckon in five odd years, we'll have tv quality video recording from our mobile phones...and then it becomes very difficult to hide anything from anyone. Such as hiding my $25,000 dollar cell phone from the income tax department.

Aishwariya - 'I never got married to a tree, I got married to Abhishek' June 10 2007

The first time I heard that Aishwariya Rai was getting married to a tree before she got married to Abhishek, I started wondering why any girl in any religion would marry her soon-to-be father-in-law before marrying his son? I mean, why would she marry Amitabh (Amitabh = tree) before marrying Abhishek? But even the best make mistakes. As it turned out, the media had spread news that she tied the knot with a giant green plant with a big trunk (oh, that tree!) before marrying Abhishek, in order to eradicate all evil spirits. As it turned out, there was no such thing. Aishwariya, in a recent interview with a tv channel, said that she ''got married to Abhishek, not a tree, as the media speculated'. In any case, she didn't get married to me, so I am still pissed!

She also added that the reason people such as Shah Rukh Khan and Rani Mukherjee were not invited was simple, 'we decided, either all of them, or none'. And since calling everyone they knew would be too much to handle, they decided it was better only to invite people who they both knew very well. This got me to think, why wasn't I invited? And why wasn't Bashir the tailor invited? We both know these two very well on a individual basis (family friends).
 

Ayesha Takia the Great June 09 2007

It would be sin to watch some of Ayesha Takia's hottest pictures and not share them. An absolute sin I tell you, an absolutely unforgivable sin! Hence, like all good humans with superhuman powers, I've uploaded some of the finest pictures of Ms. Takia you will ever see. Oh man, is it me or is she too hot for her age? Reminds me of my first 3 girlfriends, they had the same
figure and face structure. Sigh.