Worst Picture in the history of the internet - Kareena Kapoor July 28 2007

It's either that or we just need a reason to put up a picture and article on Kareena Kapoor. The more I look at this picture, the more I'm certain it deserves to be here. Its as if she's being forced to smile and pose with a laser beam pointed towards her knees*. Either that, or she has to go to the washroom to easy up her stomach but remembers she's this big star and 'stars don't go to the washroom'. It's an urban legend, but I believe it's true. Stars really don't need to go to the washroom, their body is completely different from ours, I mean yours. (I am also a star).

Bipasha caught kissing football Star Christian Ronaldo July 26 2007

In one of the more interesting stories to come out in the past few weeks, the sultry Bollywood babe Bipasha Basu was caught kissing and making out with football star Christian Ronaldo in a night club during Bipasha's trip to the west for the 'Seven Wonders Campaign' show. Bipasha said she was aware of the photos as she saw the person who took it with his mobile camera. She said that Ronaldo wasn't kissing her, he was just leaning over to say something because the music was too loud. "I wouldn't get carried away with a 22-year old kid. He's just a very good friend and I've been a big fan of him since I started watching football with John."  If you've seen the picture, then try to make up your mind, did they kiss or not?

Our verdict: If it isn't a kiss, then don't call me the hottest guy in all of South Asia. Whatever you think or say, the facts will remain the same. This is a kiss, and I am the hottest guy in South Asia. I can't get over the fact that she's lying about this. Last month, she lied to us about her implant surgery (a doctor in India had recently gone public that he wasn't paid the large sum he charged for the breast enlargement surgery he performed on Bipasha) and now she is lying about this. Don't be surprised if tomorrow she shows up at an award show to recieve the award for best supporting actress (Dhoom 2) and after getting up on stage she decides to ask everyone why she got this award when she wasn't even in the movie. Or after she gets off from the limo, she argues with the driver that she came in a rickshaw and she's never seen the look of him. Bipasha's like that.

Heck, I might as well take a picture of myself sitting naked on a toilet and post them on the internet, and if anyone asks, I'll tell them, "Oh, I was just tying my shoe laces." However, you mustn't try this. This is only for larger than life pop culture figures like Bipasha and me.
 

Aishwariya ranked ninth in most beautiful women list July 24 2007

AR Rahman does it for the Taj Mahal; amid a bundle of stupidity July 21 2007

India's Taj Mahal was under major pressure in the last couple of months due to the low level of voting by Indians in the initial stages of the poll. However, due to a successfully marketed campaign led by composer AR Rahman amongst other famous Indians, the Taj Mahal lived up to it's reputation and became acknowledged as one of the seven wonders. Big Deal, eh? Not really.

Check out the seven winners:

Christ Redeemer, Brazil
Machu Picchu, Peru
Roman Colosseum, Italy 
Taj Mahal, India
Chichen Itza, Mexico
Great Wall, China
Petra, Jordan

Folks, if Petra and Machu Pichu are wonders of the world, I might as well have voted for the water tank on my roof. It holds over 500 gallons of water. And then some.

Intoxicating Bollywood Nights July 20 2007

Now, usually before I write about such shameless events, I would cover my head with a hijab (regardless of the fact I'm a guy). But then again, usually for me means never. Looking at party pictures really pisses me off. Firstly, despite my A-list ranking, I never get invited to such parties.

News of the Millenium: Pamela Anderson is old July 18 2007

There was a time she was on top of the world. But all that time has had it's toll, as this picture below effortlessly demonstrates. It appears Pam had been covering up her aging skin through makeup very cleverly for the last couple of years, because now that we see her without the makeup at the beach, she's looking more like everyone's favorite spook than everyone's favorite pinup.

Please enlarge at your own risk. We here at Aandhi.com will not be responsible for any claims that we killed all of your fetishes and fantasies about Pamela Anderson or any 40 year old model for that matter. I heard the people at Nobel are thinking about awarding me a honorary Nobel Peace Prize for not presenting this picture fully enlarged on the main page, as it may have caused a mass hysteria, followed by a civil war throughout South America, leading to a poverty stricken continent.