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"Something Something" girl Urvashi hits the big
screen
July 17 2007
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The only thing more common then a bad actress entering
the realms of Bollywood is one which hurts your eyes. Thankfully, this is not the
case here. Urvashi is stunning, downright beautiful. More beautiful then
the beautiful black leather jacket I am wearing right now (Yes, we
happen to own a very powerful air conditioner). Urvashi is the model
turned actress who hit headlines when she was seen moving her body near
the poolside in "Something, Something" as if she was riding tsunami
waves in Maldives. She now stars in her very own movie, Naqaab. And the
only thing she doesn't do in the movie is wear a naqaab.
Now look at this picture. Now worship me for calling
Bobby Deol a retard a couple of weeks back. He most definitely is a
retard. (Worship me again). If there is one thing you learn from getting
married or having a girlfriend, it is that you don't hold a girl the way
you hold a Sunday newspaper. Or as if you are praying to God with your
arms up and out of nowhere a hot girl falls down from the sky. Because
whatever he is doing, it isn't anything which can be deemed romantic.
It's almost as if he thinks she is wearing a bra and nothing over it and
so he tries to get a hold of the strap.
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Another worthless speech: Kareena Kapoor
July 16
2007
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Guess what we've got for you, that's right: more
Shahid and Kareena Kapoor. You know, this makes me feel like a real paparazzi,
only that I don't take the photos. Anyways, have a look at this photo.
This couldn't have been better timed if you think from Johnny or
Shahid's point of view. Had this shot been taken at any other moment,
those eyes would have been pointed towards her butt.
And is it me or is her chest to hip ratio 1:3. Obviously this is during
the release of a Shahid-Kareena double starrer from a couple of months
back - there's no need to tell you the name, it obviously bombed like
any movie they've been in.
To all of our younger viewers, we'd like you to look at Kareena in this
photo and learn a few lessons. You know we are a educational
purpose site. The lesson is simple*: if you happen to be starring in a
million dollar movie and you happen to be attending it's release party,
don't eat samosas like you haven't seen them before. The result will be
a whole lot of chutney (look at the lower half of her shirt, you
pervert) on the same shirt you are going to wear while making a speech
about some topic you know nothing about, a move which will lead to
ridicule from the press, followed by bouts of depression, anxiety and
the possibility of developing a social phobia.
*And there is one more lesson, don't wear that
ridiculous strap around your waist or a person might mistake you for
Batgirl and ask you to 'show me some gadgets'.
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Shahid Kapoor's comedy routine
July 14
2007
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 We
just ran into some pictures of Bollywood hottest
couple (if Ashwariya and Abhishek can be presumed deranged monkeys for a
moment) strolling around on the beach. Apparently the pictures were
taken during a shooting of a Priyadarshan
movie. To a seasoned analist like, I mean analyst, this looks like a
scene from Ghost: The Invisible Lover or
something. The poor guy seems to be talking and talking and Kareena is
smiling at him as if she just saw a cancer patient
at the local hospital. Theoretically, if these guys weren't famous, you'd
expect many people mistaking them for mother and child. I mean look at
his face. Those lips should be around some lollypop, not her face.
Click on the image to the left to
view.
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Shankar Ehsan Loy's best album in a while
July 14
2007
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Apparently, the whole country is going Jhoom Barabar
Jhoom. Atleast it's supposed to, if the ads are anything to go by. With
JBJ, Shankar-Ehsan-Loy have once again started to produce some quality
music, after that demoralising Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna outing, where it
was only their ability rather than effort which made it a bearable
album. Jhoom Barabar Jhoom basically consists of 4 songs and 58 versions
of Jhoom Barabar Jhoom. Well actually there are three. And they are good
infact. Like most good music, the album takes a while to grow on you.
The gems of the album are "Ticket to Hollywood" (Watch out of Alisha!),
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom (Sukhwinder, KK version) and the JBJ picturized on
Amitabh Bachchan. Good stuff, folks! By the way, why Amitabh is
dressed like a pre-Renaissance drag queen is beyond us.
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Kareena adding fats, good and bad
July 14
2007
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Sigh, just look and the pictures and be thankful to
God. That's all that needs to be sa id
here. Here's one more of them buying fruits and vegetables at a luxury
mall in Dubai. Here's the lowdown on this situation: Kareena is pissed
at the photographer, Shahid knows there are dozens of these guys waiting
for them to get off the escalator, the guy behind Kareena is trying his
best not to get caught looking at her butt in the pictures, and the
black guy behind Shahid is wondering why everyone is acting as if they
haven't seen a black dude before.
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Rahman loses Laptop
July 13 2007
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 Unless you are
frequent visitor to the airport down at London, you probably don't
know that the musical maestro, AR Rahman lost his laptop in the
airport* before he could reach the states for his recently concluded AR
Rahman - 3D Tour of America. The computer apparently contains some of
his latest ongoing works as well as some loops and other musical shingle
mingles. We cant wait till the guy who runs into this machine takes it
public. Imagine our surprise when we see into ARR's IE history folder
and stuff like Kerala Bombshells and Tamil MILFs shows up. O my, that'd
be the greatest day in the history of Bollywood, period.
*If you don't know, Shilpa Shetty had complained of
losing 6 bags of luggage a few months back. The airline company
responsible? The same one as this time, British Airways. Great people to
fly with, if you don't have luggage.
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Moolah in Burqa
July
13 200
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Okay, this red mosque massacre or whatever it should
be called, is getting on my nerves. It's been three years and the
Pakistani army is still camping outside the mosque waiting for the
tooth fairy to come and drive the moolahs out of the mosque. Well,
it ain't happening. I tell you what did happen, this:
Reportedly, seconds after this picture was taken,
this guy put on his cape and shot up into the sky, pretty much like
his childhood idol Zakufta Kanzeer (Arabian Superman). The United
States has deployed a couple of heat seeking missiles, but they
aren't gonna catch him now baby. He's too quick.
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