No living person with the DNA-coding
resembling a human being can possibly like Sonu Nigam as a person.
Especially after he had audacity to star himself in a movie, a movie
called Love in Nepal, a movie which can't even be considered a movie
because of how bad it is. Infact, you can put a dead frog in a sock and
hang it in place of a chandelier and that would be better qualified to
be called a piece of art than this thing called 'Love in Nepal'.
However, this time Sonu Nigam has
done something which may actually boost his PR rating. In an interview
with Zoom TV, he mimmicks Himesh's singing style, and by God, he does it
with immense professionalism. Infact, I'd prefer him mimmicking Himesh
rather then singing in his own voice. Ofcourse it's bad music, but
atleast it's entertaining.
Jodha Akbar not postponed - October 8th is the
release date
August 19
2007
Now that every one realizes that Ram
Gopal Varma's Sholay (AAG) is nothing new and another one of his recent
low-budget indy films, Jodha Akbar becomes the most awaited film of the
year. Yep, more eagerly awaited then the home video in which Johnny Lever gets
beat up by Raju, the the leader of the Mumbai Street Dogs Cooperative (MSDC).
Anyways, the director of the film, Ashutosh Gawarikar, has said all
rumours about the film being postponed are incorrect. (Similarly, the
rumours that Aishwariya is one of the world's most beautiful women are
absolutely bullshit.) The movie will be released on October 8th, as
planned. AR Rahman's sound track consisting of 6 songs (not 15 as the
rumours had said) is also ready for release in a couple of weeks.
This is great news. As long as another
rumour doesn't come out stating that Hrithik Roshan has received death
threats on the phone from Rocky, the horse used in the movie to
carry Akbar. And judging from the historical inaccuracies in the film,
this is entirely possible.
Maxim breaking the ice across India, Mallika interviewed
August 18
2007
No one ever said Mallika Sherawat was Alice in
Wonderland, but this girl lies more than James Bond on his detective
trips around Asia. When asked by Maxim magazine if she had seen the
explicit video of a lookalike which had circulated around the internet,
she replied no. And she added she has never watched any form of
pornography or adult content. Damn, then where the hell do these girls
learn these things? Someone needs to look into these girls hostels in
India. These girls are playing with each other far too much. And if
they're not, I don't know who is teaching them these tricks. For Godsake this
girl (Mallika) almost pulls off a cinemax late night movie in some of
her scenes and she says she's never watched any of this stuff.
When asked other similarly kinky questions, Mallika was rather quite and
tended to shy away from more open answers. I tell you what, if you
happen to watch the photos layed around the interview, you'd think she
would admit to having sexual experiences with gorillas and bananas...or
tree trunks, or Himesh Reshamiyya ....or....use your imagination. Ok
Himesh is an exaggeration. She can't be that pathetic.
Ayesha Takia most likely to turn into Godzilla
August 16
2007
This is the first video we've got for you this week.
Just watch Ayesha Takia in this. I mean, she's hot, beautiful and all,
but damn...this girl is huge. Isn't this brand of 21-year old girls only
available in California or Sweden? I mean damn, there are not many like
this in the world. It's not as if she's been under a surgeon's
knife, so how do you explain this to me? First watch the video below.
Then e-mail Hugh Hefner or one of those other glamour moguls in the west
what they are missing out on. Where do you get a girl like this who hasn't
been under the knife? Only Takialand.*
*If anyone can get me tickets to this wonderful amusement park, contact
me immediately. I don't care if they're black. When your rich, such
things become irrelevant.
Shoaib Akhtar's outburst at PCB office
August 15
2007
The
Rawalpindi Express is in the news once again.
Apparently he stormed into the PCB offices and raised havoc. Last week, Shoaib was 'pissed' at a PCB official who had been acquiring about
Shoaib regarding a contract signing from his relatives. Shoaib's outcry
over this was met with a 3 lakh rupee fine, and this....has led to this.
Reportidly, a 'circus' had been created at the PCB headquarters and
Shoaib was having no excuses.
Our suggestion to
PCB is very simple: Do what the Americans did when that rascal King Kong
attacked the Empire State Building...Shoot the bastard.
The world doesn't need another King Kong...and it sure
doesn't need another Shoaib Akhtar. What the hell are all these choppers
in the Army for anyways? To protect our buildings. And it's not as if
he's going to get any more wickets. What good is he? Protect your
infrastructure.
Sir Ben Kingsley and Mary-Kate Olsen to make out in movie
August 13
2007
Hey kids, remember Full House? Well, here is one of the
Olsen twins:
If you haven't exited the site or haven't been paralyzed
yet, here's the low down. Sir Ben Kingsley, 63 (the man who
played Gandhi) and 21-year Mary-Kate Olsen are set to make out in scene in an upcoming movie,
The Wacked. Judging from the fact that most of you are still awestruck
by the beauty of Kate in the picture above, let's get to the point:
Surely this is a sign of the day of Judgement. Pay of your debts, say
goodbye to your neighbors and start praying. I am very positive about
this. I was also positive that the Great Wall of China can be seen from
galaxies far far away, but that didn't happen. But that's a whole 'nother
story.
Rakhi Sawant burns her butt
August 10
2007
A news source reported that Rakhi Sawant burnt her lower
back (read: buttocks) on the sets of Rahul Rawail's "Buddha Mil Geya"
while shooting in Hyderabad. While praising Rakhi, the director said she
didn't delay the shooting and went back to work!
Isn't it irrelevant whether her butt is burnt or not? I mean, it
probably looks like burnt charcoal anyways. Or perhaps a mould made out
of Kiwi shoe polish. And just because we're on this topic, how the hell
do you get your ass burnt? You might as well tell someone you got hit in
the nuts by a giant asteroid, and that would be more believable. I am
not implying that Rakhi Sawant has nuts. Hmmm, or am I?
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No one ever said Mallika Sherawat was Alice in
Wonderland, but this girl lies more than James Bond on his detective
trips around Asia. When asked by Maxim magazine if she had seen the
explicit video of a lookalike which had circulated around the internet,
she replied no. And she added she has never watched any form of
pornography or adult content. Damn, then where the hell do these girls
learn these things? Someone needs to look into these girls hostels in
India. These girls are playing with each other far too much. And if
they're not, I don't know who is teaching them these tricks. For Godsake this
girl (Mallika) almost pulls off a cinemax late night movie in some of
her scenes and she says she's never watched any of this stuff. 
