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Ram Gopal Varma's Aag running out of fuel
September
20 2007
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Ram Gopal Varma's Aag is arguably the most heavy
criticized film in recent history. A lot was expected from the master
filmmaker, but very little came out of the final product. Truly
speaking, the film had nothing different from other recent RGV films,
except the fact that Nisha Kothari was imitating Rajnikant rather than a
Bombay call girl. Perhaps the only actor who looked as if he was getting
payed for this was Amitabh Bachchan. Big B definitely tried, but his
acting and Ram Gopal's direction and camera movement were as out of sync
as the Karachi Stock Exchange.
However, the most
thing to come out of this whole affair is the question of why Ajay
Devgan hasn't been banned from the Indian film industry for his awe
inspiring portrayal of 'Jai'. You'd think an owl with a oxygen mask
strapped on would've played this role with more passion then this guy.
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AR Rahman delaying release of Akbar Jodha
September
18
2007
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It is official, the most awaited movie of the year
will infact be released early next year due to delays and adjustments
required in the music of the film. Add to the fact that shooting is
still underway (the film was supposed to be released this October, so go
figure) and you feel it is a total team effort on part of the production
crew that this film isn't released anytime soon.
The producer of the film has made an official public
announcement that AR Rahman was not happy with the overall outcome of
the musical score and felt some much needed alterations and final
touches needed to be given in order to suit the film. This statement was
later verified by the director, who said Rahman was giving final touches
to the music and it would take some time for it to achieve perfection.
You know that's probably a good thing since no one is
looking forward to the film anymore and the only thing that matters now
is the music, which will get a hardcore following by ARR fans even if it
is a mix of Sonu Nigham farting and Alka Yagnik mimmicking a rooster,
with Sri Lankan trance in the back. Oh damn, that'd be some music.
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Shoaib Akhtar woods Mohammed Asif's knee
September 15
2007
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This is kind of old, but better late than never. As
anyone outside of Maldives knows, Shoaib Akhtar has been sent back from
South Africa due to an incident in which he hit Mohammed Asif on the
knee with a bat after a heated discussion. Proving that he is a total
idiot, Shoaib went on to make a statement that he intended to hit Afridi
and Asif just got in the way. And in a comment which would pretty much
end Shoaib's career, Asif has said that Shoaib had intended to hit him
and not Afridi, and that Shoaib's whole statement is a lie. Hmmm,
doesn't it feel good when your national team's net practice sessions
resemble the set of a Bollywood film? Uff, all the gossip, the glamour,
the lies, the rivalries...heck, you wouldn't be surprised if Coach Geoff
Lawson came up to the media and accused Shoaib Malik of using the
"selection couch".
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Shane Warne names 50 greatest cricketers
September 14 2007
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Shane Warne maybe a genius on the cricket field, but off
it, he's as intelligent as a monkey with a mutilated head. Generally,
you'd expect a kid with Double A batteries stuck in his throat to make
more reasonable and thought out decisions then this guy. Fortunately for
all of you with IQs below 70, Shane Warne has come up with a 50 Greatest
Cricketers list. 50 Cricketers whom he thinks were the best he played
with and against during his first class and test career.
This list has already garnered enough criticism to be
mistaken for the next Constitution of Pakistan, but being the nice
people we are, here's some stuff on the list which should make someone
as idiotic and dumb as Shoaib Akhtar utter a sophisticated "fool".
-Waqar Younis is ranked a brilliant number 45, behind bowlers such as
Steven Harmison.
-The list does not include the likes of Inzamam-ul-Haq and VVS Laxman.
-The list includes Ian Healy in the top ten.
Okay, we can forgive him for the first two mistakes,
but Ian Healy in the top ten? You might as well name Mahendra Singh
Dhoni as the most stylish human being alive and that would be more
believable than this anomaly of Warne's. Shoe off legspinner.
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Kareena Kapoor and Shahid Kapoor's next flop to be
released soon
September
12
2007
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The biggest flop pair in the history of Indian cinema
will pair up once again, and prove to the world why they are number one.
Yes we are talking about Kareena Kapoor and Bad Luck Shahid. After being
in about 50 co-starrers, with one majestic hit in between, the dynamic
duo will flaunt their stuff in Jab We Met.
On a serious note, Kareena Kapoor is looking awesome.
The girl has the best style in the business, and the way she moves
should be a lesson to girls worldwide. But like every episode, we here
stand before you and wonder why she's bearing this half-boy half-koala
of a boyfriend. The way this guy looks from outside you'd expect he's
got a Made in China tag on his butt and plays "Chaiya Chaiya" every time
you press his belly button.
But judging from the fact that she belongs to a family of Raj, Shammi,
Shashi and Rishi Kapoor, you kind of get the feeling that her idea of a
perfect man is a dancing midget with pink lipstick on...oh wait, that's
almost a perfect description of Shahid Kapoor. What a coincidence.
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